irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad
Wearing a hijab isn’t inherently liberating – but neither is baring one’s...– Sara Yasin, Is the Hijab Worth Fighting Over? (via rcabbasi)
internetexplorers: internetexplorers: are you my big toe? because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
Dear Baby, I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and...– Waitress. (via onlybrutalhonesty)
drarna: im fine with gay people unless they make out in front of me. im fine with straight people unless they make out in front of me. stop making out in front of me it makes me feel self conscious.
Why can’t I try on different lives, like dresses, to see which one fits best?– Sylvia Plath (via weaverofstars)
When I’m in the shower, I sometimes pretend like I’m skinny dipping in the ocean. As it rains from above, it feels like there is nothing but deep dark depths underneath my feet.
I’m still writing about you and you haven’t read a word.– Travis Grandt (via infinite-paradox)
cliterallysame: legit-humour: why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted this is legit humour
1. The Victorians honored human hair because it was the only trait of the body...– Sierra DeMulder, ”Facts Written From an Airplane” (via calloway)